Here, you'll find the art of screaming, elevated to an art form. Our experts, Dr. Helena Hysteria and her team of highly trained, über-angsty professionals will guide you through the most grueling, heart-wrenching exercises in the field.
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Teacher Scream 101: The Art of Yelling at Students | Teacher Scream 202: The Advanced Yell of Disapproval | Teacher Scream 303: The Ultimate Yell of Despair
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Disclaimer: Screamology not responsible for emotional trauma, anxiety attacks, or spontaneous combustion. Side effects may include, but are not limited to: crying, sweating, and/or loss of bladder control.