Advanced Screamology 3000

Welcome to the most terrorizing, the most anxiety-provoking, the most soul-crushing experience on the internet

Here, you'll find the art of screaming, elevated to an art form. Our experts, Dr. Helena Hysteria and her team of highly trained, über-angsty professionals will guide you through the most grueling, heart-wrenching exercises in the field.

From scream therapy sessions to terrorizing tutorials, we've got the scream-inducing solutions to all your emotional baggage problems. Don't just scream, learn to scream properly!

Featured Screamology Programs:

Teacher Scream 101: The Art of Yelling at Students | Teacher Scream 202: The Advanced Yell of Disapproval | Teacher Scream 303: The Ultimate Yell of Despair

Don't have time for a full course? Try our Scream Sessions for a quick fix of terror!

Still not satisfied? Visit our store and pick up some scream-inducing merchandise, because who doesn't love a good scream-themed tote bag?

Disclaimer: Screamology not responsible for emotional trauma, anxiety attacks, or spontaneous combustion. Side effects may include, but are not limited to: crying, sweating, and/or loss of bladder control.